30 January 2010

Voldemort's Bad Romance


Steps: 

1) Have Lady Gaga's Bad Romance ready to play. you can easily go here if you don't have the mp3. (But you should download it immediately!) 

2)   Turn ON the song and follow along with these lyrics. This is SO creative. I'm dying of laughter.


Voldemort's Bad Romance.

Bask in my bad assery
Bask in my bad assery

Kill, kill, kill them all,
Curse them with my wand
Voldy, ooh la la
You want my bad ass

Kill, kill, kill them all,
Curse them with my wand
Voldy, ooh la la
You want my bad ass

Avada Kedavra, I killed your bitches
Crucio, I love to torture while he twitches
I want you dead, dead, dead, dead
I want you dead.

Death Eaters will kill all of your family
They know the Dark Mark will one day reign supreme
I want you dead, dead, dead, dead
I want you dead

I know you want me,
And I know that you need me,
You want my bad, bad assery

I killed your love, you want your revenge
You and me could duel till you can’t
Dumbledore’s dead, thought Snape was his friend
I always win this shit in the end

Bask in my bad assery
Bask in my bad assery

Kill, kill, kill them all,
Curse them with my wand
Voldy, ooh la la
You want my bad ass

You cringe in horror, I laugh as you die
I’m not going to Azkaban, don’t bother to try
I want you dead, dead, dead, dead
I want you dead

You think I’m psycho, your wand’s just a stick
Just open your door, I’ll show you magic tricks
I want you dead, dead, dead, dead
I want you dead

I know you want me,
And I know that you need me,
(‘Cause I’m a pureblood, baby)
You want my bad, bad assery

Bask in my bad assery
Bask in my bad assery

Kill, kill, kill them all,
Curse them with my wand
Voldy, ooh la la
You want my bad ass

Stomp, stomp on your baby
Green light, bright flash, bye bye, lady
Stomp, stomp on your baby
Green light, bright flash, bye bye, lady

I killed your love, you want your revenge
I torture people, even all my friends
Je vais détruire Beauxbatons, au revoir, Fleur
Beauxbatons, die!


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